Month: September 2025

This morning the Random Object Randomogrifier handed me a trumpet. Not just any horn, but the kind that makes you think about ancient temples, jazz clubs, and my dad practicing cornet in the living room.

This morning the Random Object Randomogrifier spit out a rattlesnake.

This morning I pulled a baby dragon from the random object randomogrifier, a yellow Safari toy holding a pearl the size of a volleyball to him. That got me thinking about how dragons evolved from terrifying monsters to cute companions, because baby dragons didn’t exist in mythology until the 1980s.

This morning’s Random Object from the Randomogrifier was a cowboy with a lasso, one of those Safari Ltd figures with sharp detail.

Centipedes have been around for nearly half a billion years, and they still make folks squirm today.