Parasaurolophus is a mouthful, even for Elmo, but today’s random object brought that duck-billed dinosaur front and center.

This morning’s sketch from the Random Object Randomogrifier turned out to be a cowrie shell… except it wasn’t just a shell.

This morning’s random object was a pig, which carries a bit of family history for me.

Today’s random object was a figurine of Anubis, the Egyptian soul guide of the afterlife. Anubis first shows up in Egyptian writing about 4,500 years ago, in the Pyramid Texts around 2400 BC. Back then he was considered the god of the dead, not the god of the underworld. His original Egyptian name was probably…

This morning’s random object out of the Random Object Randomogrifier was a set of powder kegs and cannonballs, complete with a rope.

This morning’s Random Object was a Zombie Bombshell. Just as sexy as you can be after death and decay…