It’s funny to me that today’s EDM challenge would be to draw your favorite tool.Â I wasn’t exactly sure how to draw cynicism or sarcasm, or even wit.Â Those are the tools that I use the most to pound through my day.Â My beautiful young bride just yesterday said to me, “When all you have is a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail.”Â Well, she didn’t actually *SAY* it.Â Some character on television said it and she pointed at me and hollered, “AMEN!”Â As I innocently stared at her, deer in the headlight eyes and all, she proceeded to explain to me that I am so accustomed to being mistreated by people that I am suspicious of anyone being nice to me.Â She went on to suggest that I find some new tools with which to challenge the world so that I would quit beating the same dead horses.Â I let her rant on for a few minutes until she took a breath and I said, “I’m sorry, Baby, you’re right.”Â This is the sarcastic phrase I use to signal that I’m not going to argue with her and that we should skip straight to the “making up.”Â I may indeed need to find some new tools, but today, I’ll stick with the hammer.
Your post just cracked me right up. Gosh, you can sure write! LOL
Thank you, Ana
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